A Journey Through the Green Triangle

In what can only be described as the most relaxed geographical expedition ever conducted, we’ve discovered a fascinating phenomenon in Southwest Michigan. A peculiar pattern has emerged where residents from Hartford, Watervliet, Lawrence, Coloma, Keeler, and Covert have been participating in what locals affectionately call “The Great Munchies Migration.”

The Six-City Shuffle

Picture this: It’s a typical Michigan afternoon, and you’re cruising down the highway between these six charming towns. You might notice an unusually high number of cars making strategic stops at local convenience stores. Coincidence? We think not. The correlation between these pit stops and visits to Zip Cannabis locations has created what scientists (okay, just us) are calling “The Snack Belt.”

Local Legends

Some entertaining observations from our research:

• Watervliet residents claim they can smell when fresh inventory arrives at Zip Cannabis from three towns away (this is scientifically impossible, but we appreciate their enthusiasm)
• Coloma pizza delivery drivers report mysterious spikes in orders, particularly for extra cheese
• Lawrence convenience stores keep running out of Cool Ranch Doritos (a true tragedy)
• Keeler’s midnight gardening club has mysteriously tripled in size

The Economic Impact

Local businesses are thriving, particularly those selling:
• Ice cream
• Pizza
• Chocolate-covered anything
• Streaming service subscriptions
• Comfortable furniture

A New Tourist Attraction?

Move over, wine country! Southwest Michigan is establishing itself as a destination for those seeking a different kind of relaxation. Visitors from neighboring states have been known to make the journey, though they tend to move at a much slower pace than your typical tourist.

The presence of Zip Cannabis dispensaries across these six cities has created what we’re calling the “Circle of Serenity.” It’s like a regular circle, but with more snacks and significantly more giggling.

Remember, whether you’re visiting for medical or recreational purposes, Zip Cannabis has become as much a part of these communities as the local diners and that one guy who still wears tie-dye to every town meeting (you know who you are, Dave).

Just remember to bring a GPS – not because you’ll get lost, but because you might forget where you’re going mid-journey. It happens to the best of us.